Riddle me this:
What do you get when you cross delicious ice cream with an angry mother bear?
This article!
Please read on.

Sure, Bob ‘Grandbob’ Miller might have come up a few miles short of Katahdin this season, but that doesn’t mean he’s not Hiker of the Week-worthy (and/or Happenin’). Check out Miller’s account of his attempted thru-hike adventures right here. And maybe you’ll bump into him on the trail next year!

Join Nancy Shepherd as she recalls the high life and highlights on the Appalachian Trail.
Though, this article is not affiliated with Miller High Life.
Or Cheech and Chong.

To see or not to see? That is the question for your A.T. thru-hike.
Though, um, the answer isn’t hard.
Hint: It’s “see.”